life blessings from a former ex-hyperactive monkey turned self-titled spiritual guru.
Help Keep the Golden Biscuits Baking!
Dear Oskey disciple,
Has Guru Oscar’s Golden Biscuits of Wisdom™ touched your heart, lifted your spirit, or guided your steps?
This Ashram was built with love, mischief, and a belief that even the smallest biscuit can spark the greatest transformations.
Your support helps sustain this sacred space where laughter, growth, and self-discovery are shared freely — one bark at a time.
Your contribution nourishes:
- Podcast production and soulful editing
- Creation of future Golden Biscuits™ of wisdom
- Maintenance of the Ashram and expansion of our teachings
How it Works:
Tap the “Offer a Biscuit to the Ashramr” button and choose your gift.
Each biscuit is an offering that helps keep the Ashram’s light shining bright for all future seekers.
From my paws to your heart — thank you for believing in the journey.
Namaste, my fellow traveler of the biscuit path. 🙏🐾
Every biscuit offered is a prayer of gratitude, a seed of wisdom, and a gift to the journey ahead.
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Golden Biscuit Ashram Donation
Namaste, my Student of the Furry Arts!
Welcome to the Golden Biscuit Ashram - where wisdom, enlightenment, and a touch of humour await!
You’ve entered a space where Golden Biscuits of Wisdom™ are served fresh, one paw at a time.
If this visit to the Golden Biscuit Ashram brought you a moment of joy, insight, or even a well-timed chuckle, consider supporting Guru Oscar so he can keep spreading pawsitive wisdom far and wide.
Your support fuels the magic.
Your presence makes the pack stronger.
Thank you, my honorary Oskey-Disciple!
Guru Oscar & Queen Mia